Gurus Gone Wild - Why Bunnies and Business Don’t Mix

Post on Aug 19th 2008

Imagine this. Youve worked hard to become a respected leader in the internet marketing niche. Youve spent years building your business and a newsletter list of eager people awaiting your latest recommendations. Youve built a solid reputation on teaching others how to prosper in their online ventures by providing quality information, while maintaining a sense of down-to-earth friendliness. Youve done something that many aspire to do earn the trust of thousands.

And then you decide to send out an invitation to your list inviting them to spend a huge chunk of money to hang out with you at a swanky shindig at the Playboy mansion. A notorious internet marketing character known as the Rich Jerk has extended a special invitation to you and some of your buddies to attend the party for free if you can get three suckers, er . . . customers from your list to buy a $2,000 ticket.

Normally (you tell yourself), you wouldnt do this kind of thing, but for the sake of networking and marketing your business, youll make the sacrifice and attend the party on the Rich Jerks terms.

The Rich Jerk has given you some tips on how to promote this party to your list. Its a little on the crude side, but you go along, because this is a chance in a life time for you to have a little fun. Right now your mind is filled with visions of scantily clad women mixing and mingling with you and your buddies while you enjoy copious amounts of alcohol and food. Youre sure glad RJ came up with that confidentiality agreement for attendees so that anything you do or say at this party is strictly confidential.

You plan on getting your groove on in a big way.

You hastily compose your email message to your list and happily include the link to the Rich Jerks Playboy party sales page. Youve read his sales letter and while you yourself would never use this kind of language in your own promotions, you see no harm in promoting his crude style letter to your list, because after all, its all in good fun. Plus, theres a charity involved. A percentage of earnings from this party will go to the Urban Health Institute. A charity youve never heard of and dont bother checking out to see if its legitimate. You just assume its all on the up and up.

Okay, its late and youve just finished your email message. You smile to yourself knowing that when your trusted prospects wake up tomorrow and read this message, there will be much excitement. Youre confident that youll quickly get your three sales because you can always count on a certain percentage of your list to always buy anything you promote. Ooo boy, you feel a rush of excitement course through your body as you press the submit button. Its in the bag now.

Bunnies, here I come!

The next day, you lazily stroll to your laptop, with orange juice in hand, and eagerly check to see if youve made any sales to the party. Wow. Youve already made a dozen sales. You put your orange juice down and let out your glee.

Wahoo!

You open your email to read the responses and realize that youve . . . just stepped into a firestorm of controversy. Instead of your list loving this opportunity, you find the opposite.

Plenty of people are indignant that you would have anything to do with an event like this. They tell you bluntly that they are unsubscribing to your list because they dont like being exposed to such crude, insulting language. Many also feel its not professional to hold an internet marketing event at a place associated with the Playboy image.

And by the way, did you bother to think about all the teenagers that are on your list who look up to you as a role model?

Women in particular are upset with you because the language you used in your own email message to promote this party is insulting, plus they find the sales letter down right demeaning to women. Surely, you didnt forget that half of your list consists of women oh wait, you did.

Others are upset because the Rich Jerks sales letter clearly states no gays allowed. Are you supporting blatant discrimination against gay people?

There goes another chunk of your list.

Some have tried checking out the charity to see for themselves if its legitimate, and unfortunately, find its not even listed with the IRS as a bonafide charity.

You are surprised and alarmed at the reaction you are getting and decide to call some of your guru friends who are also promoting this party. They too are feeling the backlash.

Now youve got to decide what to do. As a respected internet marketing guru, youve got to either stand your ground and tell people why youre attending this party. Or, backtrack and do some serious damage control.

Either way, youve learned a valuable lesson: Think before you promote.

Reputations that take years to build can be destroyed overnight by the mere careless press of a button. Being perceived as someone who condones intolerance and obnoxious behavior can do long-term damage to internet marketers who dont carefully consider promoting things that smack of controversy.

The internet as a whole is made up of a vast amount of people from all colors and stripes. People who are willing to spend their money with teachers who hold themselves up to be respectable leaders. Gurus with any sense should know that when they decide to take a walk on the wild side, they might get burned.

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